please consider: rihanna as crowley and lupita as aziraphale
this brought to you by the committee for the healthy perpetuation of good omens fancasts that don’t involve a) benedict cumberbatch and martin freeman, b) benedict cumberbatch and matt smith, c) martin freeman and matt smith, or d) all the above + arthur darvill
gorefest asked: ☱ - levona, dusya.
Not much to do on Taris besides drink and think in the quiet moments we scrape together between bloodbaths with rakghouls and pirates. Mind you, bloodbaths is calling them what they are. ‘Battle’ makes it sound like… I don’t know. Some high-minded bullshit. Governor Saresh can preach to the rest of the galaxy ‘til she turns purple about our ‘noble efforts’ here, but all I’ve seen are a lot of ruins and decent people turning into monsters.
Which brings me back to drinking and thinking about my latest problem. My earnest, freckle-faced, medkit-toting problem. I nearly laughed when orders came down saying they were transferring Pvt. Dusya Jevne to my post after I lost Cadran, my last field medic (impaled on a severed pipe at the bottom of a sinkhole; dirt and duracrete just crumbled and swallowed him, if you can fucking believe it), because that’s how fate works, right? There’s obviously a lack of cruel irony in my life, so yeah, just drop Gesna’s precious child in my hands so I can carry her through this fucking deathtrap, that’s just fucking stellar.
As far as I’ve seen, she’s good at what she does. She’s really, really good… but so was Cadran. So were Thrin, Zwarel, and Ophania. Skill and talent aren’t enough, and my leadership counts for a sum total of jack shit when balanced against this planet’s death toll.
I’ve seen this girl’s baby holos, heard the pride in her mother’s voice. I don’t want to watch her die here for nothing and no one like all the others. I don’t want to look her mother in the eye and explain how I failed them both.
By the stars, I’m so fucking tired.
gorefest asked: ☱ - jaszarel, nallu'rhyl.
I don’t understand Sohil’s… infatuation with the mute alien. Even I played with broken toys once, but they no longer hold my interest. Much of what transpires during their shared silences eludes me; their fate lies beyond my sight. Their fate. Bound to each other. A hideous thought.
Greed: 7 things your character wants badly.
Wrath: 6 things that make your character angry.
Pride: 5 things or actions your character is proud of.
Gluttony: 4 favorite foods of your character.
Envy: 3 things or people your character is jealous of.
Sloth: 2 future scenario’s your character would be happy to settle down to.
Lust: 1 person your character loves, or has a crush on.
gorefest asked: ☱ - jaszarel, laeth.
This ardent, bitter creature reveling in her lust for blood and broken foes. So like Szaphel, yet bereft of my daughter’s crippling sentimentality. She will betray her master, as my daughter betrayed me; we know this, but Sohil tolerates her. I do not understand; I do not care. She is strong in the dark side, and when she turns against us, I will devour her essence as I have devoured thousands before her.
Indeed, her body pleases me as well: a beautiful, strong vessel capable of bearing my spirit into the chaos of war. I would hollow her out and claim it now if not for Sohil’s indulgence. Still, her end will come; I have seen it. I will wait.
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
Headcanon meme - send me a symbol and I’ll describe my muse’s…(please specify who, I have many muses, lol)
- ❣ - hands
- ❤ - voice
- ۵ - feet
- ❦ - lips
- ø - eyes
- ღ - nose
- ♮ - body type
- ♫ - singing voice
- ✮ - sleeping habits
- ✉ - texting habits
- ✿ - laugh
- ✍ - writing style
- ⌨ - time-wasting habits
- ❅ - keeping warm/keeping cool techniques
- ✎ - taste in music/literature
- ☤ - self care/first aid habits
- ✪ - favourite food/eating habits
- ☁ - ideal holiday
- ✄ - nervous habits
- ☂ - sadness
- ❈ - ideal birthday
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
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